In my browsing of Amazon erotica ebooks, I've found some crazy stuff, things that make me embarrassed for writing and reading erotic romance (which is different from erotica, but always thrown together, by non-genre readers)!
Anyway. . .
Before previewing the list, you should ask yourself this. . .
Do I really want to know the types of books that would freak Kenya Wright out (she's already a weirdo)?
Red or Green Pill, People!! |
I can't make this stuff up!!
The 5 Erotica Genres that Freak Me Out!
5. TEDDY BEAR PORN
I just get really upset for all of the innocent stuffed animals in these books.
". . .a woman whose insatiable lust was satisfied only by one thing… her stuffed teddy bear" |
4. BEAST and MONSTER SEX
"When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh." |
3. DOGS
In all fairness, apparently in these novels the dogs end up being Were-dogs afterwards. . .
thus making this not bestiality. . .just revolting.
"One dog will be the master until she is yelping with pleasure." |
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". . .the dog becomes overly friendly and, to Helena's surprise, the animal isn't only what it appears to be..." |
2. More Mature than I can deal with. . .
And the WINNER and still Champ. . .
1. DIAPER LOVE
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