Monday, October 21, 2013

5 Erotica Genres that Freak Me Out

We all like what we like. Let's get that straight, but some erotica genres just freak me out!

In my browsing of Amazon erotica ebooks, I've found some crazy stuff, things that make me embarrassed for writing and reading erotic romance (which is different from erotica, but always thrown together, by non-genre readers)!

Anyway. . .

Before previewing the list, you should ask yourself this. . .

Do I really want to know the types of books that would freak Kenya Wright out (she's already a weirdo)?
Red or Green Pill, People!!
Additionally all tag lines under the novels are actually from their book blurbs!

I can't make this stuff up!!

The 5 Erotica Genres that Freak Me Out!


I just get really upset for all of the innocent stuffed animals in these books. 

". . .a woman whose insatiable lust was satisfied only by one thing… her stuffed teddy bear"


"When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon,
it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh." 

3. DOGS 

In all fairness, apparently in these novels the dogs end up being Were-dogs afterwards. . .
thus making this not bestiality. . .just revolting.

"One dog will be the master until she is yelping with pleasure."

". . .the dog becomes overly friendly and, to Helena's surprise, the animal isn't only what it appears to be..."

2. More Mature than I can deal with. . .

And the WINNER and still Champ. . .


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